New site!

I've decided to start another blog/site through here. This one is a little to outdated. www.lougarner.blogspot.com

Go to it!

Finally, Lou has returned to... Comedy.

Finally, I got a place to do stand-up. I was in VA Beach this past weekend, which sucked fat dicks... ( I'll explain that later ) So, we go to this place called Peabody's and there is this insanely hot cougar working the bar, which happened to be where I was going to sit at all night. So, I start telling her about how I used to do stand-up and all this other shit. Then she tells me that she's the GM of that establishment and that she wanted my info so I could do some stand-up there. So, yeah this place is amazing. Got a big ass stage and everyone there is cool as hell. They've had quite a few big acts there. I saw all the pictures and whatnot. I'll have dates and all that jazz here soon. I've got so much new material, it's retarded like Rainman. Once I post up the dates and you see one you want to be there for let me know and I'll try to hook it up the best I can.

Things I hate and could do without.

1. Tom Brady ~ My awesome T-shirt tells all.
2. Boston ~ Fuck you in your ass Boston.
3. Wanna be gangstas ~ Quit it.
4. People who think they're gods gift to the world ~ You quit it too.
5. Alex Rodriguez ~ Fuck you Traitor.
6. Islam ~ Go Jesus.
7. Teenagers ~ Quit running your stupid mouths to older people.
8. Little dogs ~ Bite at my ankles one more time...
9. Cats ~ You make me sneeze.
10. Scientology ~ Fuck you and Aliens.
11. People who spam chat rooms ~ Go outside.
12. ICP ~ Fuck clowns who make shitty rap.
13. Michigan ~ State full of ignorant fucks.
14. University of Florida ~ Stop doing that dumbass gator chomp. Looks like special ed kids attempting to clap.
15. The UK ~ Fuck the Queen.
16. People who cry over celebrities ~ You people are stupid. They don't cry when you fuck up or would they if you died. Stop it.

I'll make another list later.

First Post...

Well, finally a place for me to rant and rave with out hearing any bitching. Awesome. So I'm going to jump right into this... I thought I had found the dumbest rap song ever BUT I have been proved wrong and now I have found the exact definition of what a dumb ass rap song is. It's by "Lil Boosie and Webbie". Lil boosie makes me think of a new age flavor flav. Which we don't need. So anyways this ignorant ass song is about being in the club of course and not stepping on Lil Boosie's shoes because he will "bust a cap... start a fight..." all that stupid shit. So if you can't see why this is a retarded song then maybe you ride the gangsta short bus too. So two dudes singing about stepping on each others shoes and then possibly killing someone if they do...what the fuck? Like I know its annoying to have somebody step on your feet but shit I wouldn't blow someones head off over it, plus how fucking dumb do you have to be to say "If you scuff my puma I'm going to shoot you" These dudes are rich as hell, I don't see how they can't buy more if someone happens to mess-up their shoes. Also during the song one of these dipshits actually says "watch your step around my shoes something something something I don't have money to buy more cause I'm gonna wear these again" That makes no sense whatsoever. I'm spent.. It's to hard to create a post and rip on it when the shit does it on it's own, especially this bad.